Monday, December 8, 2008

Top Ten Reasons We Haven't Been Blogging

10. We work too much.

9. It turns out that Chris is illiterate and we don't want to embarrass him.

8. Nate actually got caught blogging at work, got castrated and fired, and told everyone that's what will happen to them too.

7. Robby asked Steve to join, at which point rampant homophobia overshadowed our lust for writing.

6. Robby's angry, impulsive posts have intimidated people.

5. Harsha hasn't enabled Pete or Alex with posting privileges.

4. Chris is the only one with anything funny to say.

3. ?????

2. We get in too many bar fights.

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1 comment:

Steve said...

What the shit? No one ever asked me to join.